Gommutcussfossittarweetip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, proud otter.

Gommutcussfossittarweetip created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gommutcussfossittarweetip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gommutcussfossittarweetip, he will destroy your home planet.

Gommutcussfossittarweetip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gommutcussfossittarweetip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never wear violet coats.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.