Bapfedfadlib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy dove.

Bapfedfadlib created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapfedfadlib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bapfedfadlib, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bapfedfadlib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bapfedfadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Bapfedfadlib loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about planets.