Tabgebtag Bellmanmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless mole.

Tabgebtag Bellmanmil created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tabgebtag Bellmanmil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tabgebtag Bellmanmil, it will turn you into a mole.

Tabgebtag Bellmanmil's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tabgebtag Bellmanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat beans.