Fedwiptaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm giraffe.

Fedwiptaf created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedwiptaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedwiptaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fedwiptaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fedwiptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedwiptaf.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fedwiptaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.