Matartlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate jellyfish.

Matartlog created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matartlog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Matartlog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Matartlog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Matartlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.