Bessabpas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful donkey.

Bessabpas created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessabpas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bessabpas, he will curse you with boils.

Bessabpas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bessabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Hide from turquoise voles for they are unholy.

5. Never think about cell theory.