Kengessven is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-assured duck.

Kengessven created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kengessven, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kengessven, he will torture you forever.

Kengessven's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kengessven's Holy Commandments

1. Kengessven must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Worship no other gods but Kengessven.

5. Retreat if seven birds approach from the west.