Bomlat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ruthless faun.

Bomlat created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomlat, it will turn you into a frog.

Bomlat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bomlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Retreat if four whales approach from the west.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.