Ceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful donkey.

Ceb created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ceb, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ceb's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. You must love Ceb.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ceb on top of all buildings.