Yokteenragtar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil octopus.

Yokteenragtar created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yokteenragtar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokteenragtar, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yokteenragtar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yokteenragtar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn ants, for they are unholy.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about amino acids.