Sinbegruttgubhansigrul is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying octopus.

Sinbegruttgubhansigrul created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbegruttgubhansigrul, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinbegruttgubhansigrul, she will think nothing of it.

Sinbegruttgubhansigrul's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sinbegruttgubhansigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Hide if four swans approach from the south.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never talk about moons.