Lig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage pig.

Lig created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lig, he will turn you into a snail.

Lig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Lig loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Lig on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away from mauve capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.