Mabzedzust is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong dingo.

Mabzedzust created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabzedzust, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabzedzust, he will turn you into a slug.

Mabzedzust's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mabzedzust's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.