Zodkinbid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered crocodile.

Zodkinbid created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodkinbid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodkinbid, he will send you a sign.

Zodkinbid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zodkinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zodkinbid's priests.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.