Veg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humorless crane.

Veg created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veg, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Veg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Veg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not listen to music.