Faszodkom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive wombat.

Faszodkom created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faszodkom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Faszodkom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Faszodkom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Faszodkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.