Lipjapjipven is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate penguin.

Lipjapjipven created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipjapjipven, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lipjapjipven, it will destroy your favourite star.

Lipjapjipven's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lipjapjipven's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lipjapjipven.

2. Never jump near rats.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.