Janragwap Bedranlop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast wolf.

Janragwap Bedranlop created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Janragwap Bedranlop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Janragwap Bedranlop, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Janragwap Bedranlop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Janragwap Bedranlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the east.

5. You must love Janragwap Bedranlop.