Bedratquat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest dugong.

Bedratquat created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Bedratquat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bedratquat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bedratquat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bedratquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bedratquat on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always look after injured foxes.