Tannillbegdot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient goblin.

Tannillbegdot created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannillbegdot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tannillbegdot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tannillbegdot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tannillbegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry birds.