Flabmifkonwig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered clam.

Flabmifkonwig created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flabmifkonwig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flabmifkonwig, she will strike you with lightening.

Flabmifkonwig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flabmifkonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Worship no other gods but Flabmifkonwig.