Flowlibvab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, moody wombat.

Flowlibvab created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowlibvab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowlibvab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flowlibvab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Flowlibvab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowlibvab.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Never play with disobedient children.