Zodfodponmis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic dingo.

Zodfodponmis created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodfodponmis, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodfodponmis, it will make you grow a tail.

Zodfodponmis' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zodfodponmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zodfodponmis.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Zodfodponmis first in all things.

5. Do not speak about garlic.
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