Vonpondun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented goat.

Vonpondun created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonpondun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vonpondun, it will turn you into a worm.

Vonpondun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vonpondun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.