Parkbodgem is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered bee.

Parkbodgem created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbodgem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Parkbodgem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Parkbodgem's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Parkbodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Parkbodgem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.