Bumgepgem is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive otter.

Bumgepgem created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgepgem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumgepgem, it will come to you in dreams.

Bumgepgem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bumgepgem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.