Wonhubbot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair walrus.

Wonhubbot created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhubbot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonhubbot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wonhubbot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wonhubbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wonhubbot's priests.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Never wear brown boots.