Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, irritating skunk.

Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yogwighubsitnutmilnararn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.