Nilgepgutdit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, smart penguin.

Nilgepgutdit created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgepgutdit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilgepgutdit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nilgepgutdit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nilgepgutdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nilgepgutdit on top of all buildings.