Zogfedlag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective fish.

Zogfedlag created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogfedlag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zogfedlag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Zogfedlag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Zogfedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.