Vaddab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish wolf.

Vaddab created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaddab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vaddab, it will ignore you.

Vaddab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.