Vil is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous pig.

Vil created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vil, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vil's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Put Vil first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.