Bidnarttipgov Flamcinnurlbancatmap Monkikappzogmut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable centaur.

Bidnarttipgov Flamcinnurlbancatmap Monkikappzogmut created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidnarttipgov Flamcinnurlbancatmap Monkikappzogmut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bidnarttipgov Flamcinnurlbancatmap Monkikappzogmut, it will come to you in dreams.

Bidnarttipgov Flamcinnurlbancatmap Monkikappzogmut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bidnarttipgov Flamcinnurlbancatmap Monkikappzogmut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.