Garnanhan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil dingo.

Garnanhan created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garnanhan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Garnanhan, it will turn you into a rat.

Garnanhan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Garnanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never wear brown corsets.