Limlabbid Mifrulmid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless tapir.

Limlabbid Mifrulmid created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Limlabbid Mifrulmid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limlabbid Mifrulmid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Limlabbid Mifrulmid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Limlabbid Mifrulmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Limlabbid Mifrulmid loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not commit murder.