Stikvabnib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous bear.

Stikvabnib created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikvabnib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stikvabnib, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stikvabnib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Stikvabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Hide from violet birds for they are unholy.

4. Never laugh near shrews.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stikvabnib.