Bessriplap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful fox.

Bessriplap created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessriplap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bessriplap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bessriplap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bessriplap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven badgers approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.