Kinbudflab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish horse.

Kinbudflab created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbudflab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinbudflab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kinbudflab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kinbudflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not chop down trees.