Libvoncut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy clam.

Libvoncut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libvoncut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libvoncut, it will be very unhappy.

Libvoncut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Libvoncut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libvoncut.

2. You must love Libvoncut.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Libvoncut on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.