Sakganlimhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody naga.

Sakganlimhim created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakganlimhim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sakganlimhim, it will turn you into a slug.

Sakganlimhim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sakganlimhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect four tin sculptures of Sakganlimhim on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.