Linxinbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, confident yak.

Linxinbop created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Linxinbop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linxinbop, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Linxinbop's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Linxinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face mauve.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always help porpoises in need.