Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless centaur.

Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug.

2. Always obey Nilzodpom Dimwodxemhug's priests.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.