Cunflatquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless dragon.

Cunflatquag created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunflatquag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cunflatquag, he will not care.

Cunflatquag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cunflatquag's Holy Commandments

1. Cunflatquag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must pray to Cunflatquag four times a day.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Do not take Cunflatquag's name in vain.