Nabstipjenwiktaddinnurt Karnartleggepcemlanbepjat Larpmapflatkikbestxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic otter.

Nabstipjenwiktaddinnurt Karnartleggepcemlanbepjat Larpmapflatkikbestxuc created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabstipjenwiktaddinnurt Karnartleggepcemlanbepjat Larpmapflatkikbestxuc, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabstipjenwiktaddinnurt Karnartleggepcemlanbepjat Larpmapflatkikbestxuc, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nabstipjenwiktaddinnurt Karnartleggepcemlanbepjat Larpmapflatkikbestxuc's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nabstipjenwiktaddinnurt Karnartleggepcemlanbepjat Larpmapflatkikbestxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear green dresses.

3. Hide if eight dogs approach from the west.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never jump in the presence of moths.