Jinpompingum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish frog.

Jinpompingum created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinpompingum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jinpompingum, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jinpompingum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jinpompingum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sit in the presence of mice.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Put Jinpompingum first in all things.