Bodquillgig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud manatee.

Bodquillgig created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodquillgig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodquillgig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bodquillgig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bodquillgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bodquillgig's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear green tights.

5. Always take life seriously.