Lipdit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited crane.

Lipdit created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipdit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipdit, it will turn you into a dog.

Lipdit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lipdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipdit.

4. Run away from gray gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.