Hittafrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow hare.

Hittafrull created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittafrull, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hittafrull, he will strike you with lightening.

Hittafrull's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hittafrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.