Japvanpid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak faun.

Japvanpid created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Japvanpid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Japvanpid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Japvanpid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Japvanpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Put Japvanpid first in all things.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about nebulae.