Sabpakhapwiktargsag Rappaktail Sadfomcut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering yak.

Sabpakhapwiktargsag Rappaktail Sadfomcut created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabpakhapwiktargsag Rappaktail Sadfomcut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabpakhapwiktargsag Rappaktail Sadfomcut, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sabpakhapwiktargsag Rappaktail Sadfomcut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sabpakhapwiktargsag Rappaktail Sadfomcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never go into blue rooms.